BASTARD REVIEWS

Greetings. I would like to begin this review with a moment of silence for all of the hours of my young life that I lost to reading this...

Rating: -5 out of 5 bastards ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Reviewed by Perihelion Last year I read Squire, this graphic novel I kept seeing around. It was totally underwhelming and I thought to...

Have you ever wished you were reading Percy Jackson or the Hunger Games, but not like, actually reading them, just reading, maybe, a...

Rating: 0.5/5 stars According to my library’s ebook copy, this book is 332 pages long. According to me, not a single thing happens...

Rating: 2 out of 5 bastards SIR PEACHY G. HARRISON PRESENTS: Gunslinger Girl -----------------------------------------------------------...

Rating: 1/5 stars This is a tiktok book. I am not sure if it literally is, because I am a child of Allah, and he told me that while the...

Rating: 1 out of 5 bastards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

Review by Perihelion Welcome to our first-ever Dastardly December Devious Double Feature! Both Sir Peachy G. Harrison and I will be...

I mentioned at the end of my Babel review that I am reading this. I am only halfway through volume 3 but I am happy to report that this...

“Let’s change it up,” we said in our bi-monthly Shareholders Meeting at Bastard Headquarters. “Let’s do something different. Give the...

Before I start the review, here is a meme for your viewing pleasure. Now that we're done with that, on to the review. Rating: 2 out of 5...

Rating: 2/5 stars There are spoilers in this review. My gay brother in Islam is dead and R.F. Kuang killed him. Babel by R.F. Kuang...

Rating: 2 out of 5 bastards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

First things first: this was not the book I originally planned to review. I was going to review Rin Chupeco’s The Never Tilting World,...

Rating: negative 2 out of 5 bastards ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

I read the first three chapters of this book during a slow day at work, in hopes that a bad book might alleviate my restlessness. Alas,...

Rating: 2 out of 5 bastards Okay, so off rip this book aggravated me a little because on page 1 there's a badly drawn map. Listen. I am...

FIRST REVIEW: Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan It's got a pretty cover. That's about the only nice thing I can say about it....

Rating: 1'white boy savior who is totally not a savior guys Karina is not a princess waiting for a knight in shining armor okay this is...