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Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White
Greetings. I would like to begin this review with a moment of silence for all of the hours of my young life that I lost to reading this...
Half Past Eleven
Aug 26, 20249 min read
Meet Cute Diary by Emery Lee Book Review
Rating: -5 out of 5 bastards ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Jul 10, 20237 min read
Gunslinger Girl by Lindsay Ely (and technically JAMES PATTERSON PRESENTS) Book Review
Rating: 2 out of 5 bastards SIR PEACHY G. HARRISON PRESENTS: Gunslinger Girl -----------------------------------------------------------...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Jan 23, 20234 min read
Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn Book Review (Part 2, the remix, the redo, the re-up, the redox reaction)
Rating: 1 out of 5 bastards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Dec 22, 20227 min read
Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn (part 1!)
Review by Perihelion Welcome to our first-ever Dastardly December Devious Double Feature! Both Sir Peachy G. Harrison and I will be...
Perihelion
Dec 12, 20228 min read
Grimrose Girls by Laura Pohl Book Review
Rating: negative 2 out of 5 bastards ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Half Past Eleven
Aug 12, 202210 min read
Mini Review for a Sally Rooney Book that Professor Trashraf DNF
I read the first three chapters of this book during a slow day at work, in hopes that a bad book might alleviate my restlessness. Alas,...
professor trashraf
Jul 27, 20222 min read
Upright Women Wanted by Sarah Gailey Book Review
Have you ever read a preachy, condescending twitter thread about a woke topic (Hey kids! Buckle up while I tell you all about how...
Half Past Eleven
Jun 7, 20227 min read
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
An Addie LaReview for Addie LaRue by Perihelion Summary, from Goodreads: “France, 1714: in a moment of desperation, a young woman makes a...
Perihelion
May 31, 20224 min read
Legendborn by Tracy Deonn Book Review
Rating: 1 out of 5 bastards [Sighs] here we go again (Content warning in summary for talks of parental death) Summary Legendborn...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
May 18, 20224 min read
Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi Book Review
Rating: 2.5 out of 5 bastards --------------------------------------------------------- Before I start this review, I need to get...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Apr 1, 20226 min read
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