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Book Reviews for Bastards, by Four Bastards. Updates Weekly
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Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White
Greetings. I would like to begin this review with a moment of silence for all of the hours of my young life that I lost to reading this...
Half Past Eleven
Aug 26, 20249 min read
Meet Cute Diary by Emery Lee Book Review
Rating: -5 out of 5 bastards ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Jul 10, 20237 min read
Squire by Sara Alfageeh and Nadia Shammas VS Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa
Reviewed by Perihelion Last year I read Squire, this graphic novel I kept seeing around. It was totally underwhelming and I thought to...
Perihelion
May 16, 20237 min read
Gunslinger Girl by Lindsay Ely (and technically JAMES PATTERSON PRESENTS) Book Review
Rating: 2 out of 5 bastards SIR PEACHY G. HARRISON PRESENTS: Gunslinger Girl -----------------------------------------------------------...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Jan 23, 20234 min read
Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn Book Review (Part 2, the remix, the redo, the re-up, the redox reaction)
Rating: 1 out of 5 bastards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Dec 22, 20227 min read
Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn (part 1!)
Review by Perihelion Welcome to our first-ever Dastardly December Devious Double Feature! Both Sir Peachy G. Harrison and I will be...
Perihelion
Dec 12, 20228 min read
Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas Book Review
Before I start the review, here is a meme for your viewing pleasure. Now that we're done with that, on to the review. Rating: 2 out of 5...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Oct 18, 20227 min read
Grimrose Girls by Laura Pohl Book Review
Rating: negative 2 out of 5 bastards ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Half Past Eleven
Aug 12, 202210 min read
The Gilded Ones by Namina Forna Book Review
Rating: 2 out of 5 bastards Okay, so off rip this book aggravated me a little because on page 1 there's a badly drawn map. Listen. I am...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Jul 13, 202210 min read
Two Mini-Reviews of Books Perihelion Did Not Like
FIRST REVIEW: Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan It's got a pretty cover. That's about the only nice thing I can say about it....
Perihelion
Jul 6, 20222 min read
Upright Women Wanted by Sarah Gailey Book Review
Have you ever read a preachy, condescending twitter thread about a woke topic (Hey kids! Buckle up while I tell you all about how...
Half Past Eleven
Jun 7, 20227 min read
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
An Addie LaReview for Addie LaRue by Perihelion Summary, from Goodreads: “France, 1714: in a moment of desperation, a young woman makes a...
Perihelion
May 31, 20224 min read
Legendborn by Tracy Deonn Book Review
Rating: 1 out of 5 bastards [Sighs] here we go again (Content warning in summary for talks of parental death) Summary Legendborn...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
May 18, 20224 min read
Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi Book Review
Rating: 2.5 out of 5 bastards --------------------------------------------------------- Before I start this review, I need to get...
Sir Peachy G. Harrison, esq.
Apr 1, 20226 min read
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